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"I’m sorry?"

"Shakespeare, Two Gentlelish, when a woman asks you a question, you better answer"

"If you want to get her into bed," Lear added He looked at me "You’ll have to excuse her She’s like the Shakespeare channel I don’t understand half the things she says"

I knew al about Shakespeare My experience of the bard was lih Julius Caesar (violent, occasionally exciting) and Romeo and Juliet (which, until that moment, I’d found patently ridiculous)

"I just hed "Well, if you want to hang around withfro of which, I must be off"

"But you’re not half as drunk as we are," Lear protested "I was hoping to have my ith you"

"Weren’t you just" At the doorway, she looked back at ot to ask Which are you?"

One ain?"

"Fly? Owl? AD? Tell me you’re not Porcellian"

Lear answered in h technically a junior, has yet to experience this aspect of Harvard life It’s a complicated story I’m much too drunk to explain"

"So, you’re not in a club?" she said to me

"There are clubs?"

"Final clubs Somebody pinch me You really don’t knohat they are?"

I had heard the term, but that was all "Are they some kind of fraternity?"