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"Sheesh I can’t reme" I tucked the flowers undere, everyone wanted s But now that I haveto have to pull rank!"

"Don’t worry, there will be lots of people happy to take your cash" Margie shook her head

"Too right" Chadwick shotabout Jeremy from the zoo

It was actually sort of fun to walk around the town Some of the people didn’t knohat to say and just stared at me while others talked nonstop I wasn’t sure if that was because they were nervous or because they thought it ie and Chadwick often stepped in to help me escape when that happened, but for the s to do

At one point a young mother with a baby in a stroller stopped to welcoo pay for the ho, she asked me to take a picture with the infant

"Sure" I sirl and turned to face thewarotten her pictures, but there was no hiding the wet spot on my jacket

"Oh my Lord! Duchess, I’m so sorry So sorry Here, letwo

"It’s fine! Really, don’t worry about it" I couldn’t help that a laugh bubbled up out of et peed on It’s pretty funny"

"I’ve never been this e woman looked close to tears

"Here, hand rows up, you can use it as blackmail"

She chuckled weakly "Oh, no I couldn’t do that to you"

"Just send me an e-mail with the picture My father will think it’s hilarious" I held my arhed He gave her his e-ht

"What if that ends up in the papers?" Margie askedto title that article? ‘Duchess Gets Peed On?’" I laughed "Maybe it’ll make everyone realize I’m just human"

"It was really sweet of you to make sure that mother didn’t feel so bad"

"Meh It was funny I et peed on? It would only happen toroom of a nearby shop "Or I’d be the mother whose baby peed on someone famous"