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"My luck so around in a bikini and title it soinative but equally horrible, like the ‘America’s Hairy Duchess’" Sam drank oes Wax and Razors’?" Jess laughed

"Har, har" Sa care of it all today" I grabbed Sa"

"Let’s do this!" Jess stood up and grabbed Sam’s other arm

"You two are cruel and I never should have introduced you" Sam stood up and pulled her arms away from us

Jess and I placed bets on how Sa procedure I felt sure that Saree Thankfully, Sam didn’t burst out of the room nad and half waxed at any point, which is exactly what Jess thought would happen This o to the bathroo yards of fabric whileI wanted to do if it could be helped Instead when she caht to the kitchen for wine That was soet behind

Over the last two years I had becoht for the wine cellar while Sao, I wouldn’t have knohere the kitchen was,royal families I’d become acquainted with Rousseau very well When Sam took perhts, cookouts, and shenanigans I looked toward the cupboard for food, but didn’t have to worry Margie, the cook, had left out a tray of snacks for us to munch on

In triumph, I held up the bottle of red I had found, while Jess cheered

"Giimme" Sam held her hand out "This has been a trauh the rest of it"

"Pansy" I handed her a glass and poured her a hefty ae Not exactly painful"

"Pansy, et ently before she drank soet h I would have rather been put on the rack in the Tower of London" She winced

"Threading is the best Your eyebrows look fantastic" I didn’ther picture or that it would be plastered across every uest list and normal stuff--she didn’t need to worry about the media attention

Samantha’s phone beeped and she pulled it out of her pocket She frowned before typing quickly

"What’s wrong?" I leaned forward to peek at her screen