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"I mean teeks where it’s not allowed See how hard it is"

Eli’s hand tightened on ain

Kristen glanced behind her with a small smile on her face "Teeks actually sounds like heaven A little mini-vacation from you, we should do it"

Jason’s head jerked and he looked at the back of her head "Seriously? Are we having this conversation right now? And pick one, either act like ays have it, or act like we don’t"

"We should try it"

"We are not talking about this We’re in a fucking bar, for Christ’s sake" Jason’s neck and cheeks were bright red, and Kristen was no longer holding back her laughter

"I want to be in the honeyestured toward Eli andto people e’re out in public"

"You should totally do the teek challenge," I chimed in "Maybe even end it with a second honeylowered and pointed at Eli before pointing at me "I blame you for this What have you done to little innocent Paisley?"

Eli snorted "Innocent"

A look of horror crossed Jason’s face "Don’t say that to me! In my mind she’s little innocent Paisley"

"Well, don’t say that like I’," I huffed "That just makes this creepy"

"Troll," Eli whispered

"Chewbacca," I shot back

"He spanks her," Kristen whined--puppy eyes and all

"Wh-what?" Jason gave ether "No, no"

"He does" I sent hied, and Eli bent down to whisper, "You told her about that?"

"We’re girls," I explained "It’s e do"

"I need that visual out of an, but Jason cut her off

"For the love of God, stop I don’t want to knohat they do This is Paisley"

"Yeah, I wouldn’t want to know about Kristen," Eli otten the hint to stop agreeing with Jason, because he added, "You should try it, man Just sayin’"

Jason ran his hands over his face before grabbing Kristen’s hand "Fuck you both," he grumbled toward Eli and an towing his wife away from the bar

"Have fun!" I called after the up her face

"Shut the fuck up!" Jason groaned

I laughed against Eli’s chest and turned to face him

"That would’ve been nice to have been clued in beforehand"

"You choking on your beer was priceless, though" Running h his hair, I pulled his face closer to mine to kiss hihed and shook his head "I can’t believe you told Kristen"

"Like I said, we’re girls, it’s e do"

"If you say so" He rolled his eyes "So back to you being a tease"

My eyes popped open "Oh! We need to leave!"

"What? Why?"