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We’d just finished the rehearsal for Knox and Harloedding, and it was the second ti it could be the last But seeing as Grahaer sister down the aisle, and I alking with the older one, and ere about to head over to the rehearsal dinner, I knew I still had at least another day with them
Graham’s face went blank for a second before he smacked my arm "You didn’t"
"Didn’t what?"
"Dude, she’s married and has kids!"
My face pinched "No Hell no I’ to sleep with his wife, and no way in hell would I touch a chick with kids But I flinched away fro over to her, and she got pissed"
Grahaet pissed, though?"
He knew me too well
I turned on ave a slow shrug "I don’t know, so the two"
Another laugh, this one louder "I’ht now Hundred bucks you’ll be the first of us to have kids"
A sickening feeling filled etsure that shit isn’t possible"
"A thousand," Graha your h I had an aversion to hue of ten, I justokay, I had an aversion to theinary friends, which weirded the shit out of me They never shut up Constant babble about any- and everything, as long as it didn’t make sense They smelled They were always covered in food They sneezed on you And they pooped on theethem while their mom searched for her wallet
No baby should be able to produce so much shit that it comes out of their clothes It isn’t natural Alhtmares about it
Anyone anted kids was out of their daer and Grey’s warehouse--since it had a big-enough space for all of us--just after Harlow’s older sister and her fah to make me want to ditch the dinner
"Do you think we could ask Harloe could switch sisters?"
Grahahed as he opened the door to step out of my car "If it makes you more comfortablethen no"
"Asshole," I mumbled under my breath as I stepped out, and pulled my phone out oflike disappoint new, and I sighed through my nose as I put my phone away Mysister, and back at Ma but a journal full of words people just didn’t say out loud