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"To teach you to speak and write correctly, so that you can be
understood," said Mrs Garth, with severe precision "Should you like
to speak as old Job does?"
"Yes," said Ben, stoutly; "it's funnier He says, 'Yo goo'--that's
just as good as 'You go'"
"But he says, 'A ship's in the garden,' instead of 'a sheep,'" said
Letty, with an air of superiority "You htn't, if you weren't silly," said Ben "How could a ship
off the sea co only to pronunciation, which is the least part of
grammar," said Mrs Garth "That apple-peel is to be eaten by the
pigs, Ben; if you eat it, I ive them your piece of pasty Job
has only to speak about very plain things How do you think you would
write or speak about anything ra words, and put words in the
wrong places, and instead ofpeople understand you, they would
turn away from you as a tiresome person What would you do then?"
"I shouldn't care, I should leave off," said Ben, with a sense that
this was an agreeable issue where gra tired and stupid, Ben," said Mrs Garth,
accusto
Having finished her pies, she moved towards the clothes-horse, and
said, "Come here and tell me the story I told you on Wednesday, about
Cincinnatus"