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Understand the horror I felt during Mr Link's third period Civics class A police car crept up Cemetery Street "Who can tell an and Vice President Bush were (A) incapacitated,(B) killed , or ( C )any combination of the above mentioned?"
Noriven aas about to happen Mr Link was fa erasers at anyone who didn't pay attention to his ues He was deadly accurate - his nickna link The police car held my attention as it slowed to a crawl in front of the school I was kneeling onof the eraser on my shoulder I turned in time to inhale a plume of chalk dust
"Mr Morrison, would you care to answer the question for the class?
"Donald Tru on the chalk dust My classhter I couldn't help but look out theagain The police car had stopped in the middle of the street
"Silence!" Mr Link decreed with an evil stare and raised hand My classmates capitulated "Mr Morrison look here!" Like ?" the teacher sighed
I blurted: "Big Dick Bradigan!" before turning my attention back to the street My fello dwellers rose froan
"See here," Mr Link coers
Across the rooot, Dicks are for Chicks" More laughter Mr Link was slow to squelch the coup, his attention held by my spontaneous case of Attention Deficit Disorder My classmates used the occasion to launch paper bombshells at the classroom dictator Not as accurate as their suppresser's, the et
"SILENCE!" Mr Link bellowed retreating to the blackboard "Who wants to tryup an eraser "Everyone, take your seat! We will have none of this nonsense! Do we understand?" His voiced booood" Turning his attention to me, Mr Link continued, "You can tell Mr Hillan" My classered He banished athered my books, I noticed the police car had moved on
I was conde sure I understood the Speaker of the House of Representatives was the correct answer and his name was Tip O'Neil, D-Mass, and not Donald Trunate- NY, he disappeared into the hallway I overheard hiot the better ofto identify her voice Good luck pal, I s Ms Horne Shannie would have a better chance than you, I laughed as I returned to my seat