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"You sure?" Shannie asked

"Absolutely I don't have to look then it co with the stones "They couldn't have stolen the old lady, they were too busyMain Street Those idiots wouldn't miss the chance to piss off half of Beyford The Halloween parade is their Super-Bowl"

"Then who stole the stiff?" Count asked

I shrugged, Shannie scowled, Count rubbed his head, and Steve Lucas farted again "If you don't knock it the fuck off," Count threatened the gaseous zootdamned thu for stain removal," Shannie said icy eyed

A thick, uneasy silence hovered over us "We can't stand here all night scratching our nuts, we gotta do so to do? Call the cops? Yes I would like to report a stolen corpse," Shannie said into her outstretched pinky and thuht officer No, officer We borrowed her We stowed her in a storage shed We took really good care of her, we even wrapped her in a tarp That's right officer, but now a real body snatcher struck"

Count's, Steve Lucas's, and et out of here," Shannie cried "We don't have to worry about Mrs Johnson wondering back here "Like beaten dogs, we scurried out of the shed, heads and butts hanging low

"That Clam Slammer!" Steve Lucas cried after we piled into the truck

"What did you call me?" Shannie bristled

'Not you Janice!" Steve smacked his own forehead "I've should have known! The Bitch set us up!

"What?" Count asked

"Huh?" Ifor hiested stashing a stiff at Fernwood Do you think I could think of so like that?"

"Why would Janice rip off a stiff?" Count asked I shrugged

"It's rush week," Steve said

"What?" Count asked

"Huh?" I repeated

"She's applying for sorority membership, " Steve continued

"So?" I asked curtly Rush; Sorority; it was Greek tocorpse? I couldn't ry and wanted to go home

"She wouldn't do that," Shannie spoke to Steve Lucas