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Rumor had it that the sister's were exhibitionists who flashed their younger brother's friends I wish I could say I had the good fortune of being victimized Because I wasn't, Count busted uy I knoho could be in a roo his thumb"

"Like you ever seen the my boy," Count wrapped his arm around me "I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I had Marcy in the coffin show rooirl She wanted me to nail her in a coffin"

"You're so full of shit!" I cried

"How could I refuse?" he continued

"Bull - Shit!" I insisted

"Don't believe me, see if I care But, next tiot that little scar on the side of her head"

"What scar?"

"You're not paying close enough attention," Count chided

"Yeah, it's true," Steve Lucas ad Count Got herself a nasty little gash on the side of her head, bled like the pig she is - got blood all over the satin lining Jesus was rounded for teeks over that one"

"Why did you get grounded?" I asked

"I took the fall The old man would kill Marcy if he found out about her little fetish I always say; it's better to get laid in a coffin instead of being laid out in one Yeah, she begged , that I sainst the latch I told her it would cost her When the old man asked me if Marcy's story was true and I said, "Yes sir, it is"

"What a noble gesture," Shannie said when I told her

"Getting grounded didn't bother o anywhere after school Plus I ended up getting a good look at the best pair of tits in town"

"That's disgusting!" Shannie exclaimed

"That's Steve Lucas," I said

"I can't wait for school," Shannie said during a late August afternoon spent in theover the junkyard and neighboring Squaw Valley, building thunderheads threatened the hazy sunshine

"F school I'd rather sit at home and read"