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I laughed "It's the wind dumb ass"

"James, listen up - just because I don't care if you cuss in front of me doesn't mean you have permission to be a dumb ass in front of your mother Respect her wishes; don't cuss in front of her Got it?"

"Got it"

"Good Now tell irlfriend," I sighed

"What can you tell me about her?"

"Why should I, she can tell you herself?"

"Deal Call her - get her over here I want to meet her"

"She's only thirteen She's a little young for you," I said

"Yeah, but I hear her hed "That'll bring the wrath of Mary"

"You two could join us"

"We could sell tickets to that cat fight"

"Son-in-law," he waxed "You only live once"