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Kira and Jo were still caught up in the excitehan and plied him with questions about the Fiery Boys Kira even came back over the weekend, ostensibly to seerock-and-roll bosses She was starstruck

On Saturday han took me outside, wrapped in a hoodie to hidethe paparazzi who had quickly gathered aroundout where each of the To put it mildly, I was shocked All these people were here for arocery store without concealing my face, and the cameras flashed nonstop Then I looked around the web and found the pictures, hideous photos that ly and misshapen It was as if they'd intentionally chosen the worst ones Lesson one was simple: stay covered

But even with my face hidden, the reporters shouted questions as I moved quickly to my car Each question was more absurd than the last

"What do you think of the theory that they projected all the pictures on a wall and threw a dart?" I thought the theory was great-it explained so han insisted that I resist the urge to talk to theot fired at me before I could have answered the first "Can you confirm that you've been River Sticks' secret lover for years?" Ahh, don't I wish

Then came the question that stopped me for a few seconds, no doubt with a look of shock that the paparazzi loved to shoot "Are you going to have sex with all four of them?"

Oh, cooing to have sex with any of them But my life was suddenly steeped in nonsense, and I became less and less reasonable every day I couldn't deny that I'd gladly jueoustotal bodily control Even Chuck was a fine-looking hunk of man who I'd never turn down But all four of the

With Vaughan atme, I was able to deal with another aspect of my newly skewed life: Palmer As expected, he wasand instantly beca on vacation with four famous, handso talked about everywhere And yes, he was even uncouard I couldn't deny that he had plenty of reasons to be jealous