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"Where’s all your stuff?"

"Why?"

"Answer the dae, and s are in et your stuff fro here until you get things figured out Oh, and I’ you to take care of me until my foot is healed So, consider yourself hired"

"Gabe…you don’t have to do that"

"I ht be an asshole, but I won’t see you ho Bertha, so what’s the difference? You can take the guest room"

"And what about Gucci? I appreciate the offer, Gabe--really, I do--but we’re a package deal"

"The goat can sleep in the utility rooes"

"She won’t wreck anything, I swear She’s a good girl Aren’t you, Gucci?"

The fucking goat looks up at her with adoring eyes

"Are you sure your building will be okay with it? I don’t want to get you in trouble"

"I own this apart want in it And pets are allowed Well, dogs and cats Not so sure about goats But, if they have a problem with it, they can fuck off"

"Thank you so s her ar me off the stool

But, man, does she feel so sweet in ainst my chest, the scent of her perfume in my nose

My cock starts to sant

Well, he can want as much as he likes, but Speedy is now officially off my radar I don’t shit where I eat

Never fuck anyone orks for me or with me

I know people think I screw every actress I ith, but it’s just not true And, trust me, it’s hard not to screw the with them, all bets are off But I have that rule for a reason I was once told never to mix business with pleasure; it’s too iven

Because I don’t do eous or how much I want inside that so And then again

I lean back fro

This little fucker has so oat likes er

Her mouth pops open into an O

"Gucci! No! Stop that!" She bends down and picks the goat up "I’ like that before Did she hurt you?"

"No" I chuckle

"She had her horn removed as a baby It’s not as barbaric as it sounds It’s called disbudded It’s not cruel Did you know that goats with horns can actually kill each other when they fight? And, if kept as pets, like Gucci is, she could hurtat her Her eyes are red and glazed, her lips puffy, fro

I need a subject change and fast "Ground rules for the goat" I jab a finger in its direction "No pissing or shitting in the apartood"

"If she needs to go, take her out on the terrace and clean up after, or there’s the building’s coain, Gabe We both really appreciate what you’re doing for us And on’t be any bother You won’t even knoe’re here, I pro that Speedy’s here and that she’ll be sleeping a wall away fro soaway fro for the drinks cabinet

She’s instantly at et it for you You go sit down in the living room What do you want?"