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I look at her in astonish this kind of revelation fro ether?"

"Well, I still want presents," she says, looking atfae I’ve been a bridesht times It’s time for a little payback And they better fork over the loot I want a top-of-the-line blender so I can have you up after work for"Invitation accepted"

"I’ll show youmarried, you need to learn the ropes"

"I-I’ wedding We’re eloping, actually"

"It doesn’t"People will still want to buy you stuff, so you better register or they’ll get you crappy shit you don’t want What’s that?" She points at so onI "

She reads it quickly "God Is this the guy? The guy from yesterday?"

"Yeah," I say "I was thinkingshould I change it from ‘murder’ to ‘suspected murder’?"

Lisa studies the PNG for a while Then she hands it back tois, they haven’t proved he murdered or assaulted anyone yet, and we don’t want to leave the college open to any lawsuits if he should happen to see this That’s the kind of world we’re living in We say he murdered someone, and he didn’t, and he can sue us It’s harder to define harassuy whipped out his junk to show it to ht it was a compliment"

As a native New Yorker, Lisapretty run-of-the-uys who stalk and kill people, like on my PNG So run-of-the-mill, you have to be careful not to insult theood story to tell the cao on the subway to the hospital this afternoon Many of them not only e city, they may never have encountered a flasher before I want to make sure they knohat to do"

"What did you do?" I ask her "When the guy whipped out his junk?"

"Oh," she says with a shrug, passing the PNG back to ot off at the next stop and ran away I posted the video on YouTube and Facebook I hope his mom sees it I’m sure she’d be very proud to kno her boy turned out"

"That is exactly," I say, "the kind of story the girls who go to Tania Trace Rock Camp need to hear"

Chapter 21

Hebrew Fever

Joshua and Jericho

Moses and the deep red sea

Why does my name only echo?

Why does he never think of ot Hebrew fever

But he sees only her

I’ve got Hebrew fever

Why won’t he leave her?

I’ve known but one Israelite

My heart for hiht