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"What the--" cries Christopher

"I thought that take was really good," Jordan says, co on his own perfor to be able to use any of it?"

No one is paying any attention to hiure out what happened The production assistant is swearing at the caone with the softbox," she says "These light banks throw a fuse every tiain and again,in pitch and volume until finally I have the full attention of everyone present Then I hold up the extension cord I’ve pulled from the wall outlet "It wasn’t the fuse It was me I believe the appropriate phrase iscut"

Chapter 4

Tania Be Me

I ain’t Christina, wagging

Who am I? You want to know?

Who a

Who am I? You want to know?

Who am I? Just watch the show

Who am I? Just wait and see

Who am I?

Tania be ht Records Television

The to Jordan Loves Tania

"In order to ensure the safety and privacy of all residents," I say, "file residence hall without proper authorization"

Surprisingly, this is a sentence I utter several ti Quentin Tarantino But the policy on not fil to do with privacy issues I’ve actually been called to el filters left on too long over onboard flashes (whatever those are) than I can count And don’t even getto pay their way through college raphy films

"Well?" I ask when everyone simply stares at me "Does anyone here have proper authorization? Because I didn’t see any paperwork about thisthiswhat is this exactly?"