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Which is how I ended up ht After I found er of Easy Street--exorcising so star, Tania Trace, in our bed, I had nowhere else to go

Cooper and I caement: He rentedhis client billing

Hoe ed to keep it businesslike for nearly a year, I have no idea, especially given that in the past three s to each another we’ve ed to boink in every room of the house too many times to count (except for the basement, due to spiders)

"Well," I say, in my own defense, "the last ti a dance club or nightclub or soirls’ drinks?"

The son of the college president and I are not friends, to say the least,with every Fischer Hall resident he could lure into his bed, I also suspected hi them The fact that he was proved to be innocent of the latter is beside the point The forul who likes to sleep with young girls live with his parents?" Cooper asks

"I’," I say "He only crashes here when his parents aren’t in town"

Or so I’ve inferred when I’ve seen hi fro to sign out an overnight guest It’s always highly noticeable when anyone in Fischer Hall steps off the elevators before ten, since very few students at New York College schedule their classes prior to eleven, but it’s especially noticeable when it’s the president’s son and a blond wo business attire, Louboutins, and a 20,000 gold Rolex Although I suppose it’s nice that Christopher’s found a friend his own age for a change

"Williarunt "Of course Where else would any self-respecting young roofier be residing these days but the current hub for indie rock and hipster culture?"

I give hi they’ve all been priced out of the Village by this college, celebrities, and trust fund babies like you," I say pointedly, as the numbers on the dial above our heads reach 20, "where else are they supposed to live?"

"Touché," he says with a grin "But all I inherited was the brownstone, not a trust fund You’re the only celebrity in this neighborhood What I wonder is why--"

The doors slide open before he can finish his question or I can protest--I was a celebrity back when the Taco Bell Chihuahua was popular, and I’nized now as that deceased canine--and we see that the EMTs are in the hallway outside the Allingtons’ penthouse

Christopher Allington is standing in his parents’ doorway, holding a clipboard and a pen and saying, "Sorry to be such a pain, but if you guys could just sign these waivers before you come in, that’d be super"