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Bart cackled "Don’t mind Ethel, she’s just ornery because nofor her, if you knohat I mean"

"Bartholomew Macleod I’ll tell your wife you said that to ed "Go ahead, she knows you’re not getting any either"

Ethel gasped "Well, I never!"

Bart laughed "Probably part of your problem"

Ethel threw the loaf of bread at him and scuffled out as quickly as she could

Aiden looked remorseful "I’m sorry you lost a customer because of my inquiry"

Bart waved off his concerns "She’ll be back toht"

Aiden blushed "Oh" He turned back to thedown at the box "There’s no chart But Aiden, are you allergic to latex?"

"I don’t think so, why?"

"These are ic to latex to try some of their lambskin condoms You don’t think they actually use the skin of a lahtened

Aiden simply looked over at Bart who shook his head "Don’t be silly boy, that would be a waste of perfectly good leather"

The h of relief

"They’re made from the lamb’s intestines," Bart informed them

Keelan dropped his box and stood back "Humans are monsters!" he whispered

"That’s it! Grab the latex ones in the biggest size they have, we’re leaving" Flushed the ister

"That’s a lot of condoe I didn’t even knoe offered this size" He blew dust off the box "You sure you’re not being opti, Aiden leaned in and whispered to the oldmy chain"

Aiden shook his head

"No wonder yer woman set your car on fire I would too if soht Poor darlin" Bart rang up the boxes

"She’s no longer angry witha baby" Aiden said proudly

Bart stopped mid scan and stared at Aiden He looked down at the counter of condo up his purchase "I have got to meet yer woman Sounds like she has a sense of humor that one She re" Bart held it out and Aiden handed him the money