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Chapter 1

April

"April, wake up now Your butt is on the Internet" Sid’s panicked voice cut through layers of fuzzy sleep to reach roaned and buried my head under ot out of bed on ti any tactic necessary, short of ice cubes I had no idea she’d resort to nonsense phrases

"Sid, go away"

Her hand was onme "No, seriously, you need to see this"

"Don’t touch me," I mumbled "I can sleep five more minutes"

"No, you can’t April, there is a sex video from Comic-Con and I’, otten next to no sleep over the weekend, and with all the oversti and debauchery, I was flat as a pancake this , exhausted

And I had to start my new position at Draco Multi toa joke, but Sid would never get so elaborate Nor would she ever frivolously use the S-E-X word

"Okay, back off and speak slowly It’s before coffee o’clock"

Sid sighed, obviously frustrated withfor Co up I kept closing it right away because--icky--ants to see that? But one tiirl dressed up in what looked like my elf costume--the one you borrowed" Her voice was shrill like she was excited or panicked Al a foot out of bed, still half asleep as her words rushed over me like a flash flood There was this sick sensation in the pit ofto do with "

With wide gestures, Sid stalked over to her coled it so that I could see She pointed at the frozen figures A woman, her back to the cauy who sat on a chair She had a distinctive tattoo at the small of her back, a hideous skull and snake motif

Suddenly, o now staring back at ulped "Uh"

"Holy Spock on a cracker! Apes, it’s everywhere There are hundreds of reblogs on it It’s on Twitter, Facebook, all over"

I ju on the floor and twisting aroundme "Nooooooo!"

Sid would be the last person I’d ever show this video to She was pure as the driven snoas alirl sang--sang--while cleaning the house like Cinder-fucking-ella And I bet when I wasn’t looking she got little animals to push her brooh I was no expert at it And the one ti on the wild side to prove I could be a bad girl--like anony a video of it--somehow it ended up everywhere What the hell was up with that?

My body cah ut This couldn’t be happening! Not today! Not any day, but definitely not today Withouther to, Sid clicked on the play button and I was treated to an unobstructed view of the hottest sex I’d ever had in my short twenty-two years

I stood rooted to the floor as I watched the entire thing play out I’d been drunk, but not so drunk I hadn’t realized what I was doing My judgreatly when I drank, as evidenced by this crazy sex tape and the aforeto have another drop…ever Because next tiression, the world would probably cave in on itself if I drank

Or maybe just ers threading into e-porn you or so on?"

I took in a shaky breath, unable to believe as happening "Oh God Oh God Oh God This is a nightmare"

"Did you have sex at Coave her the best "duh" look I could muster Her mouth formed an ‘o’ and her brows rose She sniffed with disapproval and adjusted the heavy black fralasses "Uh, as it?"