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I sed h "It’s platinum blond, you dolt"

"Dolt! Ah, you can do better than that Coainst the back of"Bastard Fucktard Asshole"

"I’ to be the chick version of Huritted teeth

"Da ainst the sensitive back of"Pencil dick"

"Are you married to Mr Clean?"

"You better run when you’re done with this shit, ’cause if I catch you, I’ your ass"

"Sounds exciting," he said, clicking off the clippers "Done"

I didn’tbreath

"You ready? You need me to psych you up?"

"Shut your hole, asshat," I said, then clearedat myself in the mirror

Yeah, I was speechless I looked like Dr Evil froanother er, raised it to my lip and said, "I shall call him, ‘mini-me,’" in as best an ie

Adam’s handsome face broke into a smile His stance relaxed, as if he was relieved

I raised my hand to my naked scalp "Shit, this feels so weird"

He held up the clippers "Wanna dothink about it Hoould the horny little interns fantasize about running their fingers through your hair if you were as bald as me?" And ould I fantasize about? I mentally added

He rolled his eyes in response I ran ain "Feel this shit It’s weird as hell"

He set down the clippers and obediently ran a hand over my head He shot me a seductive look in the ht have etting so turned on right now"

I elbowed hiasped as if I’d slammed him with a two by four

"You are the hottest bald woman I’ve ever laid eyes on"