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"Tell one to porn heaven," Tommy mumbled as he stood incredulously beside hts about onna wish you were dead," I responded

"Okay No dildo," he said, still looking pretty happy with himself

"Just to be clear No sexual fantasies about my hatsoever In fact, the only ti about my wife is when you’re where her husband is And more importantly where his fist is in relation to your face

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"It’s fine, baby Go and have a good time, and I’ll see you later"

"I won’t spend too ain at that black lace underwear and i it

"Spend as much as you like," I told her My voice full of conviction

"Mine’s bigger and a prettier color Do you want to see?" Eenerous offer to the ladies Most of thely How the fuck did he do that? He said soht he was cute But if Kier or I ever did it, we’d just coay," Kier said, reading my mind, "that’s why they think he’s cute"

"No they don’t," To men don’t want h of me to share with the ladies as it is"

"You know it really is purple," I told the girls, as I nodded my head toward Tommy’s junk

"STDs," Kieran whispered conspiratorially to a captive audience

"Jealousy is an ugly thing, my friend," Tommy said to Kieran, as he tried to rise above all Kieran’s insults

"I’m not jealous of your STDs," Kieran said

"You’re such a dick," Tommy told him

"Do you want to hold hed I spotted a bottle of white wine on the table and figured they’d all had a few drinks to unwind

"It’s a es color depending on your reed without hesitation