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--and Barbra at hello!

TINY:

I like brown-paper packages--

BRAD:

--tied up in string!

I like the trolley bell--

TINY:

--that goes ding ding ding!

TINY AND BRAD

(spoken, completely bowled over by the serendipity of their synchronicity):

Wow

Tiny pauses to make an observation to the audience

TINY:

Of course, once e had all this in coht? You h mirror connections and you feel safe to fall below the surface, to get to the deeper truths you don’t think are visible to the naked eye

The song resumes

TINY:

I like that my parents didn’t kick me out of the

house

BRAD:

I like that my stepfather isn’t a louse

TINY:

I like that I don’t have to pretend

BRAD:

I like that I don’t think my life will end

TINY:

I like that I don’t have to worry about flirting

BRAD:

I like that ain Brad remains paused in the conversation, oblivious

TINY:

We kept talking and talking And we didn’t do anything else I wanted to kiss him, to hold him, to be his boyfriend But I had no idea what he wanted This was the only thing we didn’t talk about--the subject of us

As we started a second oing-to-kiss? thing, I foundit up

The song resumes

TINY:

I like to stare for hours at Cate Blanchett

BRAD:

I like to watch as et

TINY:

I like to watch reruns of Buffy when I’ huffy

BRAD:

I like to turn on Doctor Who when I’ blue

TINY:

I like salted caramel ice cream

BRAD: