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The Pauper looked around “I’on list Ad shook his head and looked at his father “I haven’t been able to pick one I was hoping father could help me decide”

“How about Siddhartha 2,” Jue Di offered

Everyone looked at hi forced a smile

Lan Jue chuckled and interjected “Dad, let’s settle on sorunted “How is this not up to standard? We’ve got the Pope, Satan even Why shouldn’t he be called Siddhartha?”

Lan Jue was quickly losing ground “Do you ever want grandchildren? What woot a name like Siddhartha?”

Jue Di clearly had less than savory reasons for choosing the name, but he stuck to them “There’s a reason But ree of the Buddha, you aren’t really his reincarnation Don’t let it influence our next generation!”

A tinge of e’s face “Father, I’ve barely had tis It’s been so busy, I can’t even –“

“Sooner or later” Jue Di didn’t fraon you’ll notice difference Thirty years will pass and you’ll hardly seeive you license to keep rab it kid, you hear irls around you, find one suitable for your brother”

Lan Jue shrunk under the instruction “I aht irl that can run three circuits around the planet has what it takes”

Lan Qing chuckled “Stop your nonsense”

Jue Di interrupted “Alright, A-Qing go rest Stabilize your dharrade so you’re bound to have weaknesses in your foundation You’ll need to discover what you’re lacking quickly”

“Yes,” he answered

Lan Jue slithered up to Jue Di’s side “Now that you’ve taught my brother the dharo yet, he still hasn’t decided on a nae, I’ looked at their father with sharp eyes

Luo Xianni tittered “Alright, you two don’t worry over nothing He’s as strong as a dragon and as nasty-te”

Jue Di’s face went slightly red “Woman, have you never learned the word restraint?”

Sne sniffed derisively “This old lady was plenty restrained when she was younger It was a waste of tiht? If you don’t then I will”

Jue Di pondered for a ives rise to the beasts of the earth His light neither gives life nor takes it away, and his brilliance blazes brighter than the sun Thus he is also naht covers and eh ht, and its bounty is delivered to all the s of the universe As the foundation of Buddhist faith, it is beautiful The ‘Coht of Wisdorow and all endeavors shall succeed’”

He paused for a ’s name cannot surpass the Buddha’s, then we shall call hiht it strange at first, but the name instantly called tohis breakthrough, and the bounty he delivered unto An Lun

“No, that doesn’t sound any good” Luo Xianni coht as well be ‘I am Aweso that sounds better?”

Jue Di narrowed his eyes “Sounds better? You think of one, then”

“It at least has to do with his dharma,” she snapped “I don’t kno about the Warrior Buddha? Or e, the Equal of Heaven’ How do those sound, Jue Di” 3

Jue Di grunted “Not e, Equal to Heaven? When they heard the nainning to get a glimpse into Jue Di’s dharma 4

1 The Buddha who represents the true fors The ‘dharma body’

2 The human name of the founder of Buddhiasm, later to become Gautama Buddha

3 This is a snide joke – or maybe not The warrior Buddha was one of the trials faced by the Monkey King in the Journey to the West The second title, ‘Great Sage, Equal to Heaven’ was the title the Monkey King gave himself to piss off all the immortals

4 As a bonus, here’s a trailer for aMonk (same characters as warrior monk) that looks flippin awesome