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"I ah everybody knew that I was a good person and a law-abiding citizen, why did the public security officer in front ofresident of Sulfur Mountain City, I pay ently Inehbor and a good friend I’m even an avid pet lover! Look at this medal—my Ah Bao is the champion of the Community Pet Superstar Co on the wall served as evidence of lory Carved on the medal were the words "The 7th Annual Sulfur Mountain City Com our lively and cute Ah Bao to forever stay healthy&8221;

At the same time, Ah Bao, who I was obviously very proud of, was blissfully enjoying his meal by the foot of the wall

Yet no matter how much I tried to explain myself, the Dark Elf Public Security Officer sih as she had already decided that I was lying

"Pet? Ah Bao? You mean that fearso complaints about you! The Lop Fa their son!&8221;

Below thea bone as his saliva dripped fro at him, he smiled at me Such a cute pet!

"Lop Family? Who are they? I really don’t have anyover whether I should use a Reconnaissance Spell to refreshmemory, the Dark Elf Public Security Officer seemed to notice my memory slip and flashed a cold smile

"… Don’t you think your words lack reliability? After all, his son’s tibia [1] ¹ is still in the &8221;

"Oh? Ah! So you are talking about the neighboring skeleton soldier fa with Ah Bao Such kind people they are&8221;

I flitted towards Ah Bao and tried to wrestle the bone out of his mouth, but it was to no avail

Frustrated, I raised o, let go you idiot! If you don’t want to be locked up in the pound then let go!&8221;

Such an obedient dog! When he sa obstinate I was, the cute Ah Bao whimpered and yielded his treasure with a pitiful look

"Don’t worry, Ah Bao After I get this bitch off my tail, I’ll make sure the entire Lop Family plays with you for an entire year,&8221; I promised him in a hushed tone

It would be hard to refute her with this tibia here serving as a proof of the crime I tried to squeeze out a smile and fawn over the Public Security Officer

"AAh Bao is just too passionate He has always liked to make new friends and whenever it’s time to leave, he would always be ever so reluctant Isn’t it normal to receive a memento of remembrance from a friend?&8221;

I tried to pass over the tibia, but the Public Security Officer abruptly took a step back

"Stay away—maintain a safe distance from me Who knohat kinds of nefarious curses you ? My comrades are still out there If I don’t return, you will face the wrath of the entire Town Order Security Arh I had putto spareover the tibia was ust She even retreated two steps and assumed a false bravado despite her wariness of me

"I am a Public Security Officer who represents the city Do you know the consequences of attacking a Public Security Officer?&8221;

"Just a ood person&8221; I silently sighed to myself and laic With no other choice, I silently dispelled the Hypnotism Spell and Venom Snake Curse I had placed on the bone

"I don’t care if you’re a good person or not According to Sulfur Mountain City’s Public Security Rules and Regulations, you are to pay a fine of fifty gold coins and deliver an upfront apology within three days&8221;

That bitch After leaving behind some harsh words, she snatched away the tibia, turned her head, and left

"You better reain The next time, the entire Town Security troop will appear at your door!&8221;

After closing the door, my face iet smashed by a wooden bat and sold to a slave round world, the dark elves have always been a best seller—truly a valuable trading product&8221;

I cursed her venomously in my mind After all, if ot sold away, then wouldn’t I becorave

"Big Sister, you’re really aainst such a scary monster I can’t calm my nerves in his presence&8221;

"Well, Ar on the outside but weak on the inside As a dignified member of the Town Security, you must know…&8221;

The conversation of the two dark elves could be heard from not too far away

"Tsk, to belittle ood person, you would have been sold to a brothel by now&8221;

When the cute Ah Bao noticed how depressed his oas, he caue that was covered with poisonous thorns

"Take it easy, take it easy Ah Bao, reus [2] ² and not soo apologize to the Lop Family and eat our dinner while we’re at it Yup, ‘dinner’&8221;

The two heads of this du that there would be sois a man’s best friend This was even more true for a two-headed hellhound; it was just that his food was slightly on the pricey side Magic-filled bones were said to be one of the best types of food for him, and with the passionate support of the Lop Family, I could probably save around a ot to introduce ood ood lich

…

If one were to ask the people of this world about their views on liches, there probably won’t be many positive comments

"Heinous villains&8221;&8221;The ultiic&8221;&8221;The nighth I take these to be the envy of the mediocre and the slander of the hypocritical, these discri me quite the amount of trouble

At least, in Sulfur Mountain City, where internal fighting was banned, I had to deal with several "Evil-Slaying Hero Parties&8221; or "Evil Lair-Soloing Adventurers&8221; every month

Most of the ti the barrier of my house Yet, at times, I would still welcome them in, especially when I lacked experimental materials Like now…

"…I must… kill you… don’t touch me there! Damn this tentacle demon! …Not here too! I’ you, kill uts!&8221;

Just last week, the half-elf adventurer currently suffering in front ofdivine retribution upon this heinous villain Now, she could only lie o! At least… kill me… don’t!&8221; For too many times, she would be sent to the peak of stimulation and reach a certain state before an intense shout would ring out as her body would tighten, and she would fall back to the ground weakly

Despite losing their focus, those hate-filled eyes would continue to stare lifelessly at me After half a day, however, her eyes would fill with hatred again

"Aiyo, don’t look at me like that! Overexcitement is bad for the body&8221;

"Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!&8221;

"… Do Elves have a lie teacher die too early? You know, using the saue…&8221; The numerous days of torture in this cell had eroded the will of the feh elf still reolden-haired girl would continue to h Let the next round begin!&8221;

Snap! With the snap of ain These deer resist the allure of being in close proxio!&8221;