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Chapter 1 : Mt Yellow’s True Monarch and Nine Provinces (1) Group

20th May 2019, Monday

At the end of spring and summer’s arrival

This season, the teion’s day and night was huge During the day, even if one earing shorts he could heat up like a hot dog; yet during the night he had to curl up on his bed, freezing like a cold bird

Jiang Nan University City

230PM in the afternoon was exactly the ti stayed in his dor it convenient for hi did not have a habit of skipping classes For the earlier half of last night, the weather was hot and stuffy, so in his drea Fro the later half of the night, the air temperature dramatically decreased With only a pair of shorts on his body, Song Shuhang was forced into bitter hardship While sluroped the bed, seeking all over, yet he couldn’t find the blanket In the end he could only curl up like a ht

When the sun rose, Song Shuhang had already beco cold army

His roommate had already helped him apply for time off for today’s classes

Afterwards, he took cold h fever was suppressed, but his body was still weak In this condition there was no way he could attend classes Therefore, he could only stay in the dormitory bored and lonely, and watch movies

On the monitor, theShuhang was not absorbed into its contents at all

“Has theShuhang yawned, he felt his eyelids getting heavy

‘Di di di~’ Suddenly, at the bottoht of the computer screen, the chat application’s icon jumped

This meant that soroup

“Who added ently tapped on the botto the notification to appear

[Mt Yellow’s True Monarch(＊＊＊＊＊＊) has requested to add you as a friend] Additional Information: None

Yellow Mountain’s True Monarch? Just ould use such an odd nickna wondered silently He couldn’t help but think of the others in his class who clearly were already in university yet were still full of youthful delusions If it were them, they would definitely pick an odd nicknaht this way, he tapped on ‘Accept’

Immediately, what folloas another syste up

[Mt Yellow’s True Monarch has invited you to join the chat group ‘Nine Provinces (1) Group’, Do You Accept?]

Song Shuhang proceeded to tap on ‘Accept’

‘Mt Books’ Huge Pressure’ has accepted to join ‘Nine Provinces (1) Group’

[You have agreed to join the group Please make an introduction of yourself to the other members!] There was even a s softwares had been beco more and more hu Shuhang resolutely closed the notification and the group chat’sHe was now filled with sleepiness, where would he get the energy to care about the group he joined?

Anyways, his group chat settings had always been ‘Do not notify new posts, only show nuroup wouldn’t pop-up and disturb hies in the background

After he wakes up, he could flip open the chat record, then he would knohat kind of group he joined, and the chat record would also not be lost

His eyelids got heavier and heavier……

The movie’s playback bar continued to ot more and more fuzzy

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In Nine Provinces (1) Group, lurkers eed as soon as they noticed the new member’s entry

North River’s Loose Practitioner: “Has the new member that Mt Yellow’s True Monarch invited come in yet? It has already been a year since a new ht?”

Another ID, ‘Su Clan’s Ah Qi’ speedily replied, “There’s a new fellow daoist? Which region of Huaxia is this fellow daoist from? Which cave does fellow daoist cultivate in? What’s fellow daoist’s Dao name? What level of cultivation is fellow daoist at?”

(TL: Huaxia is the archaic name for China)

This chain of questions, why did they seee?

At approxie came from the ID Mad Saber Three Waves, “What is the new fellow daoist’s gender? Are you a fairy or no? If you are, give the size of your bust, waist, and buttocks, and post a photo!”

Seeing the new es by Su Clan’s Ah Qi and Mad Saber Three Waves, quite a number of other members’ mouths twitched

“Brother Three Waves, is your zodiac indeed a goldfish?” North River’s Loose Practitioner sighed, “You better not invite death by recklessness again What if Mt Yellow’s True Monarch once again invited soood about Three Waves, he’s friendly, loyal, and loves helping others, so his relationship with others was pretty good The only problem is he liked to speak pervertedly, in a way that invites death

It turns out that this fella’s luck was so low that it gives people goosebumps, he always couldn’t help but invite death fro ti time seniors were usually bored without any source of entertainment, they were naturally very happy to torture Mad Saber Three Waves who personified entertain you not totime seniors”, they are a dark shadow in thisface” emojis

(TL: Mad Saber Three Waves called hilish term for this so I translated it as “this est do let o this crappyti time senior continuously tortured hily, a whole year and four ht of that tumultuous and inhuman times, his eyes turned hty sroup, they were not even trying to conceal how roup channel showed that aes, 6 of the emojis

“You bunch of people who take joy in others’ calamity, this majesty will remember each and every one of you Do not let this majesty meet you, otherwise this th of rily said He was very confident in his Rapid Saber Ahty smiles, none of them were a match for him in a one on one

The hty s to Su Clan’s Ah Qi

Su Clan’s Ah Qi happily folloith: “When do you want fight one on one?”

Obviously, Su Clan’s Ah Qi didn’t have any intention of taking joy in others’ calaht with someone

“……” Mad Saber Three Waves immediately withered

It was because he couldn’t beat Ah Qi!