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He pulled out a wand and started s, please"
Max held up his phone and snapped a picture I rolled ot in position as the stick made its way down the front of my jeans It beeped
"It’s probably the button," I said helpfully
Bert stood "Ma’am, let me do my job You do yours and stand there"
"O-okay"
He ran the wand around ine he was od, glossy hair and boobs that got h security based on the fact that they were so aweso in their presence
"Well" Bert brought the wand back "I think it’s just the button"
No crap
With clenched teeth, I nodded and started walking towardman with a kind smile pointed to my carry-on "This yours?"
"Yes" Seriously? Out of everyone going on this trip, I was the one getting stopped? There was no way Max wasn’t on souy unzipped"It just seems you have some liquids in here, so letcri? Dauy sed and looked away, then very slowly pulled out a bottle of KY, and note that I said bottle It wasn’t one of those tiny things you could easily keep hidden in your back jeans pocket No, no, it was huge, as in bigger than my water bottle It was like someone went to the Costco of sex stores and decided, hey, just in case we run out
"That’s not ," he countered "Are you saying this isn’t your bag?"
I sighed "It’s , then you need to tell h security?" He reached for his walkie-talkie
"It’s mine," I blurted
He nodded, then looked down "All of it?"
"Yup"
Max waltzed toward us along with the rest of the gang "Proble twenty-four ounces of KY through security is frowned upon"
"Twenty-four, huh?" Reid chuckled
I glared
He stopped laughing
"Ma’aiant bottle of Her Pleasure ht red But I couldn’t say it’s notand I really would be walking around Vegas nude like Reid joked!
"And this" A black whip dangled from his hand "This is technically a weapon"
"I’hted whip can be" Max nodded solehed