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Ha, that’s just what I needed to be known as, exploding penis ulp--she’d finished hers an hour ago "I think the ame toward the end there"

"Huh" I jerkedto explode frothat the real sweet spot hen you started yodeling"

Jordan blew across her nails and sighed "Gosh, I just love a good yodel"

The door to Max’s apartment flew open, then slammed as he shuffled toward us He reached into his pocket, his hand flailing until he finally gripped his sunglasses and et them on his nose after three more attempts

All was quiet and then Jordan asked, "Tired?"

Slowly, Max slid his sunglasses down his nose, his eyes bloodshot red "Yodeling, really?"

"Hey, when a man like Reid sticks it to you, what other choice do you have?"

I choked onwildly while Jordan poundedday She said stick My anatomy liked that phrase way more than it should

Max cursed under his breath "Oh, I don’t kno about anything but yodeling and purring And screaod’ probably wasn’t necessary either, nor was the incessant wall banging Pop-pop’s picture fell from its spot on the mantel and shattered into a million pieces" He shook his head violently "He’d be so ashahly doubt he’d be all that surprised"

"Seventeen times," Max hissed under his breath "Seventeen ti around er into the air--"shouted your nas Have you no shame?" He pulled some breath spray from his pocket and squirted it in his o hoarse"

"Not hoarse yet, though the day’s still young" Jordan winked I kept calm on the outside, while internallyparade

"People work" Max sniffed "And luckily ht, so we’ll see who keeps up who"

"Whoed for her, but I stepped between the Reid’s so acco?" Insert fake laugh "Maybe invest in sos, Max, since our sexuality clearly offends you"

"Now see here!" Max huffed "It’s not the sexuality that offendsI have all the sex, all the time, or I used to, until you showed up with your offensive hair and killer shoes" He stared at her heels "Damn, I may despise you, but your taste in shoes is incredible" Max’s eyes went clear with respect, then clouded with anger all over again "What was I saying? The heel distracted ot a starry look in his eyes, then cursed "No sex justto oat?" Jordan crossed her arms "Is his name Billy?"

Max rolled his eyes "Like I would ever be that unoriginal"

"So?" she asked "What’s his na here" Max’s eyes narrowed "NO, ill not be friends Ever! Never, ever! Not even by way of hed "Get it, kid-napping?"