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"You can pop every fucking balloon in here if itlike you want to have sex with the daust as Drew hummed while he squeezed the balloon

"Drew is a Looner," Jenny yelled over to me in a helium-filled voice

"What the hell is a Looner?" Claire asked in the same munchkin-like, helium tone

"A Looner is a very co of balloons," Carter infor like a cast-off from Wizard of Oz

When everyone looked at hiled it"

"Ha! Now I knohy Dreanted to fill this place with balloons," Claire announced before taking another hit of helium "Drew is a balloon fucker!"

Now, one would think that hearing the words "balloon fucker" co from the mouth of my best friend who sounded like she was from Munchkin Land would have been hilarious However, Dreas now on all fours down bya balloon

"OH, MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I screa what comes naturally! My balloon fetish is a for! YOU CAN’T STOP ME FROM SEXUALLY IMPRINTING ON THIS GREEN BALLOON!" Drew shouted as he thrust roughly against the balloon until it popped

As soon as it exploded, I heard the click-click-click of a plastic pregnancy test bouncing across the floor

"WOOOHOOO! You found the balloon with the surprise in it! Pick it up and show it to Ji in the air

"If you think I a that Drew just humped out of a balloon, you are sadlyI think I need a nap," Drew announced, grabbing onto an orange balloon and sticking it under his head like a pillow

Ji balloons aside until he found the test on the floor a few feet away He picked it up, stared at it in awe for a fewback to me

"Liz, are you serious?! Are you--"

"WE WELCOME YOU TO MUNCHKIN LAND!" Jenny sang loudly, dissolving in a fit of giggles as she quickly grabbed another balloon fro huff of the balloons in each of their hands

I sighed, turning back to Jim to finally tell hioing to have a--"