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"WHERE THE FUCK DID THESE SHOES COME FROM?" I yell, staring at et Interstate ho ets up from her chair, walks over toht now, but to to be so happy that you finally realized you’re in love with Tyler"

She helps me up from my seat and holds my arm as alk out of the restaurant while Rocco pays the bill I resther lead ht and I squeezedown my cheeks

"Charlotte?"

"Yes, Interstate?" she replies with a laugh

"I don’t want these ugly fking shoes on– For the Win

"You can’t propose to Charlotte by just handing her a puppy, it’s boring Biga sip of my beer

"I’m really concerned that you just quoted Pretty Woman," Gavin states with a shake of his head

"Dude, that’s every guy’s dreaht and then keep her forever without having to pay by the hour"

Gavin sets his bottle down and stares at me "That is NO man’s dream"

"You’re out of touch with reality, my friend It’s every man’s dream, they just don’t like to talk about it," I explain "I’ the silence! HOOKERS ARE PEOPLE TOO!"

While Ava and Charlotte went out with Rocco tonight for soirl time, Gavin and I decided to stay in so he could drum up some proposal ideas So far, all of them suck ass, so I called in reinforce to be one of the biggest days of his life He needs help

"Alright, I’ve got jumper cables, ten quarts of BBQ sauce and a really nice rhinestone tiara that we could take apart and shape into a ring," Drew announces as he walks through Gavin’s front door, his ars

He kicks the door closed behind hi roo, we don’t need toup fros

"Fine, be a snobby little bitch I’ll have you know I s out of Polye," he announces proudly

Gavin ignores hiest flesh-colored rubber fist I’ve ever seen He holds it up in the air staring at it while the thing flops back and forth