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Now it’s my turn to look at him like he’s crazy "Who?"
Gavin shakes his head at nore him This idea has already taken root inside my brain and it totally makes sense I ht by Ohio I think I could see hi up with my mom I mean, I can’t actually see that part or else I’d have to pour bleach in my eyes, but it has to be true
"Even if it’s not Peter New, it could definitely be Trevor Devall," I think aloud "I mean, he’s an older dude but my er"
When Gavin doesn’t reply, I turn my head to see he still has a blank look on his face
"God, you are so out of the loop it’s scary Trevor Devall is the voice of Hoity Toity Not one of ht He always ood choices, he’s an Earth Pony and a major representative of the fashion world Which would totally explain ht, slow your roll there, Pinkie Pie," Gavin interrupts "I’ to be someone who does voices for My Little Pony"
"For your inforically possible for a chick to be ht my dad could be Robert Pitt or Brad Downey, Jr or whatever," I fire back"
"That’s not…you knohat? You’re right," Gavin says, throwing his hands up in the in defeat "Your dad could technically be anyone and you won’t know for sure unless you contact the sperm back"
"I already contacted them"
"HOLY SHIT!" Gavin and I shout in surprise at the sa at the end of the couch staring down at her cell phone
"Where the fk did you co have you been here?" I de her eyes off of her phone "I’ve been here all night"
"Uh, all night?"
Molly finally looks up with a blank expression on her face I swear to God she’s a fking robot or cyborg or soht I was here for the wood chipper incident and listened to you cry about a My Little Pony butt plug You know I’ht? I’m in the prime of my youth and you just scarred me for life"
Gavin turns away from Molly to look at me "Wood chipper?"
I shake my head at hi back at Molly, I get back to the important matter at hand "You said you contacted them Who did you contact?"
She rolls her eyes at ent with the CIA and probably knows a hundred different ways to decapitate a et lippy with her