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"I like mushrooms," he replies

Uh, okay

"Did you know a female sill always have an even number of teats? Usually twelve," he adds, the s his face

Thankfully, our waitress co niles She takes our drink orders and leaves us alone again

"So, thanks for agreeing to seeyou never expect to actually h

"I like to sic rowing even wider

Oh, my God They really scraped the bottouess it’s random fact tiiveto get hi other than smile at me

"Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie So far today I’ve had twenty-five calories I like stamps"

The waitress drops off our drinks and as she turns to leave, I grab onto her arm and pull her close to me

"Please tellas I whisper in her ear

She glances across the table and then back athis son But just so you know, he’s already eaten four paper napkins and he’s got one in his hand right now under the table"

She stands up and pats iveacross the table with my palm up

He shakes his head at ht now You can’t eat napkins, Dean"

I give him a stern look and he slowly lifts his hand out from under the table, a small napkin clutched in his fist He reaches towards ht when he’s about to drop the napkin into it, he quickly pulls his hand back and shoves the entire thing in hiseyes as he chews

"The average hu a bowel obstruction," Dean h his mouthful of paper