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Luckily, Ava isn’t at her desk right outside Gavin’s office She works part time as his secretary and I made sure to stop by today when she was on her lunch break Actually, regardless of what ti in that desk were miniscule That chick is hot as fk and the best lay I’ve ever had, but working is not her strong suit
"Our tour guide for the warehouse was in a pretty bad car accident over the weekend, so I’ over the tours until we can find a replacement," Gavin explains as he pushes open the double doors to the warehouse
I’ve strolled through the warehouse and even participated in a few tours, but each tih those doors is like the first time I swear as soon as I set foot in this place I can hear a choir of angels singing As far as the eye can see, row after row, aisle after aisle, box after box – are sex toys Metal shelving fro filled with boxes of beautifully crafted loveuntil Gavin punches‘This isand follow hiroup of about ten woes fro their tour of Mecca
"No talking, no crying, no sword fights with the dildos and please, for the love of God, do NOT lick the Chocolate Thunders on aisle twelve again," Gavin warns me under his breath
Is it my fault they named a sex toy after chocolate? How the fk was I supposed to know it didn’t taste like chocolate? That’s false advertising, if you ask me
"Ladies, welcome to Seduction and Snacks! My name is Gavin and I’m the head of Product Development If you’ll just followwith intense vibrations It’s got an easy two-button functionality and you’ll be happy to know it’s hly recommend this toy for any of you first-ti your toy collection It’s one of our uarantee you’ll enjoy it"
Gavin was called away froency conference call I felt bad for all these bitches standing around waiting for hiht as well carry on with the tour
Placing the toy back into its bin on the shelf on aisle fourteen, I look up fro e of the group Gavin is s and Liz has a look of coroup, leaving thest themselves as I make my way to Gavin and Liz
"What the fk was that?" Liz asks as soon as I reach her
A shit, now I’m in trouble I should have just wandered over to the flavored lube on aisle seven and had a snack The funnel cake flavored lube really is quite filling
"That was the Eighth Wonder of the World You know, one of the toys you sell here?" I remind her
I barely finish my sentence when her hand flies out and smacks me up side the head "I’m well aware of toy’s name, dick face I meant, how did you know so much about it? You sounded like you could have written the fking product description for it"