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Hi luv, hope u don’t woman she is Fancy a cuppa tomorrow?

"Holmes This is wretched This is like British by numbers"

"Can’t help it It’s what you sound like when you’re playing posh" She bit her lip "Isn’t that right, mate"

Aren’t you the sly one, Marie-Helene had written back Jesus Christ Sending your cousin to do your dirty work! Yes, of course I’d love to see you

Luv to see ur paintings and talk more about them Sorry was a bit shit last nite at ur teacher’s Got nervous

"Simon wouldn’t have used an apostrophe if he’s too lazy to type out a full word"

She looked innocently up at me from the top of her book "Bloody hell, I made a bleedin’ mistake"

Why nervous? Marie-Helene had asked, and added a line of angel emojis

Isn’t it obvious? Ur beautiful U kno it 2

Blush eroaned "No Absolutely not This is like a LAD song This is like my sister’s LAD fan fiction"

"I learned quite a bit from your sister," Holmes said with some satisfaction "I learned that when you were a toddler, you once insisted on wearing your underwear outside your trousers for an entire week I saw the photos"

"No" I was going to murder Shelby, and creatively

"I also learned every word to every song on LAD’s debut albuirl you’re beautiful / you know you’re effin’ beautiful--"

I threw a pillow at her She dodged it nimbly "How can someone with a private music teacher have such bad pitch?"