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"You can trustall hifalutin on et your money"
"I want a stack of twenties in my hand" I pursed my lips and put my hands on et someone else to do it, you know," he said in a huff, but we both kneas lying Bob only had three other eht he was the second coan, another lady was in her early seventies, and I was pretty sure she was the Hulk’s hteen and a bookwor owl-like glasses, baggy jeans and had never been on a date I knew that there was no way in hell that she’d take the job And Bob was too cheap to hire anyone else
"Oh, okay then" I smiled sweetly "If that’s what you want to do" I turned around and walked towards the door "I’et the clown costume for the birthday party this afternoon See you later"
"Wait" Bob’s voice sounded panicked "You can have the job with Scott Taylor I offered it to you first It wouldn’t be fair to you if I let Jessica have it"
"Yeah, thanks, Bob" I rolledaround to look at him "Have my money ready tomorrow and we’ll have a deal"
"Do you have my money, Bob?" I stood in the doorway to his office and raised an eyebrow He was busy stuffing his face with a Big Mac and I was half worried he’d spent s on his table
"The bank could only give me two hundred," he said as lettuce flew from his mouth I looked away as h
"Oh, did they run out of ht hand onat ive you two hundred"
"Well, I guess you’d better call Jessica and see if she can do the job" I turned around "Oh and join a bank that is able to provide its customers with more than two hundred dollars at a tiain "I spoke to the ivewhat sort of fool he thought I was "Where’s the money?" I held my hand out and waited Bob looked annoyed and I could tell that he was trying to think of soo" Bob handed me a stack of bills and I frohen I looked down and saw a bunch of ones What a jackass! "Now, you also have to sign a nondisclosure form"
"What?" I narrowed my eyes "Why?"
"You’re not allowed to tell your new boss that his friends hired you as a gag"
"I’ to tell him," I said, exasperated "Well, not until the fake lap dance and the reveal when his friends burst into the rooed," Bob said as he handed n here"