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"Don’t know and don’t care" She said in a blasé tone "Anyways, what do you want? I’uy is not the baby daddy and shit is going to go down"

"Really Lisa?" I sighed "You took the day off to watch Maury?"

"No, not just to watch Maury I’ J-Lo for lunch"

"What?" I shrieked "How are you led "You reht, my friend that works at Macy’s and hooks et annoyed "Anyway, I need you to do me a favor"

"What?"

"I need you to pick me up a sexy nurse’s outfit at Hot Topic"

"Sexy nurse-what?" She shrieked "Hold on a second"

"Fine" I walked into the coffee shop and ordered two lattes I waited for Lisa to come back to the phone i annoyed to be kept waiting

"Sorry, sorry" She came back to the phone a uess what?"

"Lisa, I do not have tiuess what? He was sleeping with the uncle’s wife, so the uncle’s child was really his Can you believe that?"

"What are you talking about, Lisa?"

"So the uy, I think his name was Jim, or maybe it was Bob, let’s just call him redneck nuhed

"Are you a redneck? Do you care?"

"Lisa," I started again "I’o back into the--"

"So redneck nuirl number one had a baby, but redneck number one didn’t think it looked like him So he went on Maury Turns out trashy had an affair with redneck number tho is redneck number one’s uncle And redneck nuirl number two and she had an affair with redneck nuirl nuroaned

"Get it now?"