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I took a deep breath and sighed "Ryan, you’re only twenty seven And you know dairl you henever you want

Hell, they even text their offers to you! There are wolobe ould pay to have sex with you Before you talk toyour wild oats?"

He covered his eyes with his hand "I can’t believe you’re asking uy! That’s what guys do Fast cars, fast wonant and have regrets" I teasingly squeezed the inside of his leg

He started laughing "How much money do you think I could make from all these women ant to have sex witha mattress out into the front yard You can sell lemonade and I’ll just fuck people all day!" he cackled

The baby crawled over to Ryan and whacked him in the head with a wooden block

"Ow!" He rubbed his forehead "You’re right, Sarah That was a bad idea Uncle Ryan’s junk will fall off if I did that all day"

She crawled onto his chest and slapped hi me up? Huh? Do I have a pottysilly" He picked her up in his hands and pressed her up into the air

Ryan sat Sarah on the floor and rolled to his side

"Sarah?" Ryan whispered a whole bunch of nonsense in her ear "Tell her!"

Ryan used his finger to h pitch "Uncle Ryan says he’s done sowing so you can just chill" Ryan whispered in her ear again "Uncle Ryan says you have to be married first before you have babies And I stink so you should changeout for her

I lay Sarah on the floor betweenRyan turned on the television, stopping on a channel just in time to hear soot Ryan Christensen in the airport in Providence with his new girlfriend"

Large graphics streamed across the screen and the announcer’s voice ca pictures of Ryan were flashed between the verbal comht you saw it all – Ryan Christensen eats – Ryan Christensen picks his nose – Ryan Christensen sits in a car – we bring you…"