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"Tink-"

"Wil, in the words of Nike, just do it!" he ordered

"Fine!" I relented, stor to my bedroom

I am so mature

"Oh, Wil?" ht

Bending my head back around the door, I answered "Yeah?"

"Make sure you have a shave You’re already getting a five o’clock shadow and it’s only eight-thirty!"

I slammed my door and screamed

I dressed for warets very cold in the winter, but in reality it feels like you’re at the North friggin’ Pole and your next door neighbours are a penguin and a polar bear We were only at the end of October and tehtfulof snow and ice was adding a sparkly glow to everything

I dressed in my pink puffa jacket, pink Nordic headband with snowflakeloose downits natural wave I had on three pairs of black ther-warht white to really highlight the stunning beetroot red o after twoto look very fetching

I walked out of my bedroom and bam! I was suddenly front row in Tink’s live version of Olivia Newton John’s ‘Let’s Get Physical’ video He too was dressed for the weather, and was sporting a ht that Joseph and his brothers would be jealous He had teareen mittens and a faux-fur deer-hunter hat

Tink spotted lutes on the cow-print footrest

"Ah-ha! You’re here Let’s go shall we, , Tink?" I asked whilst reaching for my trainers, or ‘sneakers’, as the locals say When in Rorowl

"What?" I quickly dropped ," said Tink, pointing at ? And on’t I need shoes in this weather?" I asked, dreading the answer