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"I kind of do," I ad awesorin Men

"See that house there?" he says, pointing to an old red-brick house we pass on the highway

"Yeah?"

"Want to hear a funny story?"

I cross htly towards hirins and nods

"Okay, tellto coht she lived in that house She had lived there for ages So anyway, I rock up at the house, all ready to go, and knock on the front door but nobody answers So, I think fuck it, and just go inside She said she’s alone, so what the hell?"

I start giggling, because I already knohere this story is going

"So, I just walk in and start waltzing down the hall, and this girl coirl I’m here to see She looks at irl is ho now

"She says she doesn’t live here any at o and I’ve gone into the wrong house and was just walking down to the bedroohter, then shoot back up again "Wait, you didn’t screw the chick that was actually in the house, did you?"

He laughs "No I found out where the other girl lived, but it was fucking hilarious"

"That poor girl I so down your hall"

We both laugh for a solid fewfunny"

I shake my head "God, only you"

He nods "Yeah"

"I have a funny sex story too Want to hear it?"

He glances at me, then nods "Yep"

"So, I was only about sixteen when I lost uy for about six months and we finally decided to do it But both our parents wouldn’t allow anything like that in the house so we had to improvise We went down to this park, it was quiet, and dark, and it seees rin on his face This man has a devilish personality, I can tell already

"So, there we are, the awful round, kind of close to a garden, and we go the whole way you know It takes a while When it’s over, and we’re dressed, we’re both sitting there when he turns toI know, a voice coarden, and says, ‘It was good for hter

"Yes, there was a hoarden, and he sat and enjoyed the loss of inity, frorass and leaves, ready to die a slow and painful death of sha so hard, and I can’t help but join in

"That’s the best fucking story I’ve ever heard"

"It’s funny now, but it totally wasn’t funny at the ti hilarious"

I roll my eyes

He winks at me

God This man