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Tex sat bolt upright in the middle of the aisle "What the fk?" He covered his head with both hands and winced in pain He then noticed his state of undress and shifted his hands to cover his crotch "Who gavefroht before He never did when he drank too much whiskey

"Ah God" He tried to stand but ended up crawling to the bathroo himself inside

"I said, Merry Christmas, assles," Owen yelled "It’s ti at least four times," Adam’s said from his bunk Well, he wasthe floor "I can’t feel uitarist, doesn’t it?" Shade grumbled from the sofa He had a pair of pink panties stuck to his forehead Owen grinned, wondering how long it would take him to notice

Adam rolled onto his back and used his functional arm to try to rub the circulation back into his temporarily frozen one "I’d flip you off if you orth the trouble"

"Here’s what Santa brought you, Adahed "How did you know?"

"You buy me a chain every year That’s why I have like ten of them"

"Well now you have eleven You’re welcoh these days "Thanks, et you shit"

"That’s not from me, it’s from Santa"

"Yeah okay What are you--five years old?"

"On Christmas I am"

Gabe hadn’t stirred from his upside down sprawl in the recliner His s spread and draped over each chair ar where Gabe’s balls were currently situated, Owen vowed to never sit in that chair again

"Gabe, are you awake? It’s Christmas"

"I just wanna sleep," he said in a slurred voice

"I guess you don’t want this boring ass book that Santa brought you" Owen dropped the heavy book on Gabe’s chest, which definitely got his attention Clutching the book in both hands, he lifted his head and glanced around in confusion "U like this? It defies all logic"

"Sort of like your hairstyle"

Gabe lift the book and blinked his eyes until they focused well enough to read the title "Theories in Antigravity? Now there’s a thought Iine sex in space"

"Enjoy," Owen said

He handed Shade a long flat box "Sunglasses? ForVanessa broke my last pair when she sat on my face"

"Nope, sorry Had he known you would be without your precious sunglasses on Christone with the usual, but he was a little more creative this year"

Shade opened the box and lifted the flat cross that dangled fro to keep me out of trouble?"