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"Now you have no choice but to be in the Christ out of you"

Chuckling at the spectacle the coolest member of the band made trussed up like an abomination of a Christ Christuitar "On the first day of Christave to me, decorations on a Shade tree"

"Shut up," Shade yelled, but he was snickering too interaudy tree topper in the sack Before he could add it to their tree, Gabe snatched the tinsel-trimmed star out of Kelly’s hand and set it on the pinnacle of their Shade tree Gabe wrapped the light cord under Shade’s chin and then around the star to hold it soiven up on reading his The Physics of Fucking and Friction book or whatever it was called None of the cool onstage and in public Sometimes they had to remind him that he could still act like a kid and have so

Gabe found a package of blue glass bulbs in Owen’s sack of Christhts near Shade’s crotch

"You did not just givevoice that hed

Ada, "On the second day of Christave to me, two blue balls and decorations on a Shade tree"

"I will give you blue balls when I punch you in them," Shade said

"You shouldn’t threaten people when you can’t fight back," Ada Shade and Ada contest

Kelly located the power cord and plugged it into the outlet behind his chair Gabe plugged the star into the end of one of the light strands

When the an to flash and cast brilliant specks of lights all over their tattooed, buffed-out, sunglasses-wearing lead singer, they all burst out laughing Owen grabbed his cellphone out of his pocket "Okay, this is going on Facebook"

"Don’t you dare," Shade said, his s in exasperation

Oh, Owen dared He even gave the candid picture a caption--All Dressed for Christuys?" their driver, Tex, called fro to have to pull over soon The snow is co down so heavily I can’t see the road We better park until it lets up or a snos through"

Snow! Oh yes A perfect addition to Shade’s festive attire

"Sweet," Owen said, grinning at Kelly who quickly caught on to his newest nefarious plan

"Shade tied down," Kelly said

"Plus snoen said