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"Everything all right?" he says as I reach him, and sher than usual "Everything’s absolutely fine!"

I have no clothes This cannot be happening

I’m on holiday with Luke, in a s to do?

I can’t tell him the truth I just can’t admit thatNot after having been so s about it I’ll just have to… improvise, I think wildly, as we turn a corner and start walking down another plushy corridor Wear his clothes, like Annie Hall or… or rip down the curtains and find so stuff… and quickly learn how to sew…

Calm down, I tell myself firmly Just… cal, so I’ve only got to last one night And at least I’ve gotat a door and opening it "What do you think?"

OhFor a aze around the enormous airy rooeous -- exactly like his flat, all huge white bed with an enormous waffle duvet, and a state-of-the-art music system and two suede sofas

"Take a look at the bathroo A great sunken est shower I’ve ever seen above, and a whole rack of gorgeous-looking aromatherapy oils

Maybe I could just spend the whole weekend in the bath

"So," he says, turning back into the room "I don’t knohat you’d like to do…" He walks over to his suitcase and clicks it open -- and I can see serried rows of shirts, all ironed by his housekeeper "I suppose we should unpack first…"

"Unpack! Absolutely!" I say brightly I walk over toit "Or else…" I say, as though the idea’s just occurring to o and have a drink -- and unpack later!"

Genius We’ll go downstairs and get really pissed, and then to I’ll just pretend to be really sleepy and stay in bed untilto--

"Excellent idea," says Luke "I’ll just get changed" And he reaches into his case and pulls out a pair of trousers and a crisp blue shirt

"Changed?" I say after a pause "Is there… a strict dress code?"

"Oh no, not strict," says Luke "You just wouldn’t go down in… say, in what you’re wearing at the rin