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"Let me check I have a couple parties booked in the next week or two, and I stocked up on soetting up andfor her to followso I went ahead and pulled out a couple catalogs and handed the while we’re in here?"

Leah started thu here and there to ask a couple questions before stopping on one page that had about a dozen dildos and vibrators on it She pointed at one ide eyes and whispered, "Holy shit! Please tell me wohed, not even bothering to look at the picture I knew exactly what she was talking about

E because she knehat it was as well, turned to Leah and said, "Oh, ht? The first time I helped Allie with a party she had one of those with her and I about fell over when I saw it!" She turned to rinned and nodded, pointing her to the closet in the office She strode over to it and opened the door, bending down to heft the object of the current discussion up in her ar to pass out

"Seriously?" she shrieked "People really buy this thing and USE it?" She shuddered dramatically as Ehteen inch tall, ten inch diameter jelly-type dildo, cos I bought to add tothe Down & Dirty parties just because I, for one, had to see it for myself, and two, knew that it would be a kickass ice breaker The woman that made me want to become a consultant actually had one in her kit, but she didn’t put it out Instead, while ere going through the catalog, e ca on it and saying that there was no way it was actually that big, she whipped that puppy out and thumped it down on the table in front of us And when I say thuhs about ten pounds, I swear!

I shook"No, people don’t actually buy it to use…at least I don’t think so If they do, they don’t get it from me and I don’t want to hear about it! It’s not even available any for shock value I’ve always used it as a door-stopper…reat one!"

Jenna and E, "She calls it ‘Big Kirky’!"

"Oh,back into hter "Why the fuck would you call it that?"

I shrugged, still chuckling "I don’t know The ship room with me I turned on the tv and Star Trek was on; that captain dude was talking, and I saw his bald head and that’s all she wrote!"

"OH MY FUCKING… WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

We all jumped and spun toward the door where Brandon and Jackson were standing, identical expressions of horror, disgust, and even morbid fascination on their faces None of us could help it, we lost it again, gasping for breath and holding our stomachs

"Well," Jackson said wryly "Guess we don’t want to knohat the hell you guys were doing while ere gone"

"Maybe you don’t, but I do!" Brandon said, grinning lasciviously

I s Kirky up and locked hirabbed the shave lotion Jenna wanted and wrote up a receipt for her before closing everything back up and putting away the catalogs Leah said she wanted to see about et back with me whenever she decided she wanted to do it and a fewme, Brandon, and Jackson in turn before they went

Once they’d left, we decided to order pizza and watch a ht routine Brandon decided to ju for the pizza to coether

He leaned down and kissed , "Did you have fun today, baby?"