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I doubt she had any idea that his favorite food was chocolate ht over coffee everyto drink with his breakfast Or that he hated spiders and loved cats I bet she had no clue that every extra dollar he s account from which he someday wanted to build his own dreaned himself I bet she would never knohat an extreths he went to just to help his friends

The bitch probably knew nothing about him at allexcept how he felt inside her, which, okay, was more than I knew Damn it

"But one ofmy eyebrows so they’d think e of hiet overwhatever he gave her"

All four woasped "No," one said, her eyes wide

"Oh o"

"Oh, sweetie," I said with all the fake sympathy I could muster as I reached out as if to pat her aret yourself checked" And she probably needed to anyway, so I didn’t feel bad about suggesting that at all

"Is it herpes?"

"Syphilis?"

"AIDs?"

I almost rolled my eyes How the hell did I knohich disease to choose? "I don’t know, but it was nasty, whatever it was She was all red, bu if you knohat I mean"

My four little puppets pulled back in horror "E," they chorused,me want to throwinto character a little bit too enthusiastically But hey, if Oren was going to cock-block ina-block him "I know," I cooed to his band of skanks "The doctor told her she couldn’t safely have sex again for a whole year"

More horrified gasps followed "A year?"