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Chapter One

“Ouch! Motherfucker!”

The big, du and into one of the huge godly trees

The bark shattered off and cru hard onback up and shaking out my shoulders

Baring my teeth in a silent snarl, I pushed ic into ertips

The enor as it pawed at the ground It was bright purple, with the body of a rhinoceros and the head of a big-ass bull It snorted, blowing steam and snot all over the leaves beneath its feet

Ew That’s gross as fuck

I put ic dance betweenbeheht? Fine! This could have been simple We could’ve each e et in my damn way, and then attack me For all you knoe could’ve been best friends But it’s too late now, dickhead”

The beast reared its head back and wailed loudly, the sound re caribou Much as I would’ve liked to believe it wasthe loss ofup to attack again

Damn

I hadn’t been in the ring in a while Maybe I needed to work on my smack talk

“Alright, motherfucker We’ll do this your way,” Iinto the soft earth

The beast charged towardas fast as we could Theoff y blasted outward, bending the trees back and then forward again I grabbed the beast by the horns and twisted its head as it atteround