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"Princess, go ahead and take a shower, you kinda s, she asked, "Are you sure you’re okay alone with her?" He is better at this than I aes his h" Needing no further encourageh Claire’s drawers until she found a pair of jogging shorts and a h she was teer

When she walked back into the baby’s roo on the floor and Chrissy was sprawled on his chest Oh, dear God, he is doing baby talk to her She stood in the dooratching her big and oh-so-sexy irl, yesss, she is" and "Wonder what Wikipedia has to say about the ittle?"

Nick finally noticed Beth standing at the door and, instead of being embarrassed, he beckoned her to join thehed as he flew Chrissy like an airplane

"Are you sure you’ve never been around a baby? Because you’re a natural"

"Nope, but it’s not so hard, right?" They both sniffed at the sa her a suspicious look

"Hey! Don’t look at nantly

"Well, it’s not me" They turned their eyes to Chrissy in horror "Oh, please, no," Nick whispered "Check her, princess"

"Why me?" she snapped

"I don’t know, you’re a woman, you kno to handle this crap No pun intended"

"Just take her to the changing table and let’s see e’re dealing with It probably smells much worse than it actually is"

"Well, I hope so because it srabbed his aruy, we’re in this together Grab a diaper and be ready"

"Should we put on gloves or so?" he asked

"II don’t know, do you see any?" Nick ruet it, and let’s get this over with before I’m sick" She quickly slid Chrissy’s pants off and alreeted her The diaper looked huge and there was a distinct green outline around the leg openings

"Da the kid?"

"Just shut up and hand me some wipes I’ll open the diaper and you pull it out from under her on the count of three"

"Are you out of yourI’ll open it and you pull the sucker"

Shebaby"

Nick leaned away as far as he could before reaching for the tape on each side of the diaper "Are you ready?" he asked

"I guess Just do it"

He pulled the tape and opened the diaper She felt her stomach drop to her feet "Oh, dear God I can’t Nick, I’ll be sick if I touch that thing"

"Princess, if I have to pull the diaper out, then you’re on butt duty"

"O-okay, I’ll just put a lot of wipes over it Go ahead and pull" As Nick rerabbed a wad of wipes and covered Chrissy’s bottom

"Beth, what do I do with this?" Nick asked frantically

"Hey, I’ve gotmore and more desperate for somewhere to dispose of the diaper All of the bedrooms on the bottom level walked out onto the patio When he walked over and wrenched the door open, she could only gape at hi "Nick! You can’t do that!"

"What? You told ure it out, well I did"

"Butyou can’t throw poop on the beach You probably just broke at least ten laws You’ve got to go get it" She turned her focus back to Chrissy’s rulad to see that it was al to resemble a landfill Nick had washed his hands so she had him come over and hold the baby on the table while she washed up

It again took a teaet Chrissy dressed Beth picked the baby up off the table and said, "You’ve got to go get the diaper Take a trash bag and put it inside"

"I’ll hold the baby and you go pick it up," Nick pleaded Then wiggling his eyebrows he added, "If you will, I’ll give you the best sex of your life later"

Laughing, she said, "Oh, baby, you are so barking up the wrong tree right now You’ve got nothing to offer o pick that up Be a e our baby’s diaper if you can’t even pick one up?" Ah, yes, insulting the ets results Try not to smirk

Beth was sure she heard soe trash bag in his hand She knew he had located the diaper when she heard hi, which continued all the way into the house Nuzzling Chrissy’s neck she said, "Now that’s how you bring a big, strongand du another shower and changing clothes After a quick sniff of herself, she handed the baby off to hiain as well When she came out in another one of Claire’s outfits, both Chrissy and Nick looked sleepy She fixed a bottle and Nick snuggled the baby against his chest, rocking her gently while she ate Oh, God, other than the diaper-throwing incident, he is better at this than I am He doesn’t seem scared at all

They walked into Chrissy’s rooether and tucked her into her crib Beth left the door cracked so they could hear her if she woke up