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I look at Dr Gla but Jake I know she’s desperately trying not to look at his crotch Honestly, I can’t bla me too
She clears her throat "U intercourse Honestly fine It’s really well protected There is no way you can hurt it, no ht now that I actually feel for her
But I still want to laugh I bite down hard on my lip
I see Jake’s face relax "Cool, that’s really good to know," he says, getting to his feet
He sounds like he’s just finishing up a conversation about the weather, not one about his huge penis
Penis
I snuffle another laugh, and Jake fires me another pissed-off look as he turns et out of here
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
Will you stop fuckin’ laughing?" Jake growls
He’s not a about the penis co" I suck er
"Sure you’re not," he mutters "Look atto him, but it betrays me I scrunch " He scowls
"I’h "I just can’t believe you of all people just said the word ‘penis’"
"What did you want me to call it?" he bites out
"I would have preferred it if you hadn’t said it at all to Dr Hot back there"
He slidesa left turn, Jake takes us into the hills toward hohs "I just wanted to make sure I couldn’t hurt our baby e have sex, which you knoith you, I want to do often--h andto feel hi to say to the doctor, ‘I have a huge cock,’" he adds, and that’s like a bucket of cold water over ain
"I’ hold of the gear stick
"Nope" I slide hi to tell everyone we know, aren’t you?"
"Not everyone Maybe just Stuart And Simone And my dad"
My dad would find it hilarious for sure He has the same warped sense of humour as me
"If you tell Billy that I said penis to the doctor, then I’ to tell him exactly what you do to my penis with that hot, dirty asp
"Try
"You’re such a child," I huff
"Says you, who’s been laughing about the word ‘penis’ for the last ten rinning Then Jake’s sood For a ers we used to be
We’re still laughing when Jake pulls up at our gates and Henry lets us in
Parking the car on the drive, we go inside, and I kick my shoes off and flop down on the sofa
I pull the envelope containing the baby pictures out ofto look at them, but I wanted to wait until ere hoether
Another happy memory to coat the walls of our ho estures to the envelope
I hand it to him and watch as he takes the pictures out
I ainst his Jake’s arainst his chest as we both stare down at the black-and-white picture of our baby Our tiny, tiny baby