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Turning the instruction sheet upside-down and back again, I still couldn’t make any sense of it I needed help, even if I didn’t want to ask for it and there wasn’t a single person I could think of that kne to put shit like this together Ma was out of toith the girls, and no other h to knock up their chick No, not their chick, their friend who they happened to one-night fucking stand
"Get it together, asshole; you can do this" It was just a few screws and soht?" I threw the instructions over my shoulder, picked up the discarded drill and took ahold of one side of the crib I then got stuck intoa room Teeny would be excited to lay our baby down in Who needs fucking instructions!
I leaned over and dropped the babymy handy work, I picked up the patchwork puppy and sat it inside when the whole thing collapsed "FUCK!" I kicked thepains tore up
"Swearing at it ain’t gonna help you none" I spun around catchingass over tit I landed sprawled on the floor surrounded by blankets, toys and plastic bags Al to hold in his laughter
"What the fuck are you doin’ here?" I asked staring up at the freshly painted ceiling hoping whatever was digging into my back wasn’t broken
"I saw the delivery truck a few hours ago That and your yelling held a sort of allure even I can’t resist," he chuckled putting a hand out to help me up, which I batted away half-heartedly
"You could have come helped me earlier, asshat I’ve ripped my hands up I have paint every fuckin’ where and I’ru a squeaky toy out from underme with the flowers in Scar’s yard," he smiled as he moved to the middle of my mountain of screw up that should have been a nursery already
"That was a pussy-ass one to such extre hiht it ever would
"It pissed her off enough to take ly as he crossed his aronna helpo down again
Muot to work s like a fool the whole time It only served to make me want to slap him a little He always did find too much amusement in my misfortune Scar rocked around about an hour later with beer and pizza clai she wanted to feed us I was pretty sure she wanted to drool over h at o visit with Ma You wanna coainst s If I were afraid to tell one person, it would beTeeny then? " he asked looking confused The clicking froain while I processed his question
I hadn’t actually thought to take her; it was probably a good idea Ma came across as a sweet lady, but I knew full hat happened when you did so I’d been on the short end of her wooden spoon enough tier to know you didn’t cross her, ever If I had Teeny with ht serve to lessen the fall back on me A dick move? Maybe But I knew Ma didn’t have a rude bone in her body, so as long as Teen was there, everything would be good
"You’re a fuckin genius!" I sh diapers, fluffy toys and baby creae
Trip: Dinner at Ma’s Tuesday night
A few seconds later, my phone vibrated
Teeny: What! Why?
Trip: Gotta tell her you’re knocked up
Teeny: You’re an asshole
Trip: I know
Teeny: Screw you
Trip: I’m up for that Just tell me where and when, Princess