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In Which We Have Another Recap Masquerading as a Prologue

SoMt Olyuys

I can't say the place has ever made it to my bucket list, and frankly, if I knew anyone who has it in theirs, I'd totally think that person bonkers

Because duh

Mt Olympus isn't realor so we all humans were supposed to think

ButI digress

Mt Olympus is home to the Twelve Great Olympians, one of which could have been my husbandif he hadn't turned the offer down He's just chill that way

And hot

Like hot literally and figuratively, since ruo, the Lord of the Underworld, and hey nowdid I just hear you snort?

You're thinking being easily distracted comes naturally to me, aren't you?

But I'm not

Really

The thing is,side effect of my previous condition (please refer to Book 3: Hell Becomes Her for h with those rude snorts and eye rolls, 'kay?

And besides, we have so ht, like what I was talking about earlier

Mt Olympus

Because that place, you guys

The journey alone to get to it is an adventure in itself

If there's ain? You're saying I' my metaphors? I honestly wouldn't knowsince I think I skipped classes back whenthat

But whatever

Metaphors, meteors