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"We have separated the first dragons and everything is going well, sir," said Carrot "No, it's not!" Rincewind shouted "They want to go dow-!" Without turning his head Carrot reached around behind Leonard and pulled Rincewind's hat down over his face "The second-stage dragons will be about ready to burn now," said Leonard "We had better get on, Mr Stibbons"
"Please take careful observations of all-" Ponder began, but Leonard had politely closed the case "Now then" he said, "if you gentlee red handles you should be able to start the process of folding the wings back in I believe that as we increase speed, the impellers will make the process easier" He looked at Rincewind's blank face as the angry wizard freed hi air as we fall to help us reduce the size of the wings, which ill not require for a while"
"I understand that" said Rincewind distantly "I just hate it"
"The only way ho his seat belt "And put your helht?" said Leonard, and pushed gently on a lever "Don't look so worried, Rincewind Think of it as a sort of well, a ic carpet ride " The Kite shuddered And divedAnd suddenly the Ri to an infinite mist horizon, its rocky outcrops now islands in a white wall The ship shook again, and the handle Rincewind had been leaning on started to move under its oer There was no solid surface anyHe stared out of the porthole next to his that kept you up, were folding gracefully in on themselves"Rincewind," said Leonard, a blur in his seat, "please ppull the bblack lleverr!" The wizard did so, on the basis that it couldn't s worse But it did He heard a series of thuested a hydrocarbon-rich meal, saw their own reflections in front of them as a rack of es They flared
Soiant foot pressed the crew back into their seats The Rih red-ri white sea and the distant stars and even Carrot joined in the hy " Leonard was trying to shout soe and heavy head and just roan: "Ttthe hite lllever!" It took him years to reach it For soers with rip and tow the lever back Another foreboding thump rattled the ship The pressure ceased Three heads thuhtness And peace Dreae fish section curving gently away froons spread their wings and whirled away behind the Kite Magnificent A device for seeing behind you without slowing down? Just the thing no coward should be without "I've got to get one of these," he ht," said Leonard "I' from rock to rockyes, I' draught by ood idea to keep the hel and la and so forthbut the Kite is not, alas, coht Well, here we are; well on our way," he added brightly "Breakfast, anyone?"
"My stoan, but stopped A spoon drifted past, tuently "What has switched off the downness?" he demanded Leonard opened hisis falling at the same speed, but he didn't, because he could see this was not a happy thing to say "It's the sort of thing that happens," he said "It'serently off Carrot's ear He batted it away and it disappeared soic?" he said The wizards were clustered around the piece of oled to A picture exploded into view It was horrible "Hello? Hello? This is Ankh-Morpork calling!" The gibbering face was pushed aside and Leonard's do," he said "We are having a fewteething troubles" Fro sick "What is going on"?" bellowed Ridcully "Well, you see, it's rather a food in tubes, you see, so that it could be squeezed out and eaten neatly in weightless conditions and, er, because we didn't tie everything down, er, I'ot, er, confused, so what Mr Rincewind thought was broccoli and ham turned out to be Forest Greener"
"Let me speak to Captain Carrot, will you?"
"I'm afraid that is not entirely convenient at the moment," said Leonard, his face clouded with concern
"Why? Did he have the broccoli and ham too?"
"No, he had the Cads sohter side, however I can report that the Mk II privy appears to function perfectly" The Kite, in its headlong plunge, curved back towards the Ri cloud ofpictures with the iconograph "This is a," he said "I'm sure we'll find the answers to some questions that have puzzled et this frying pan off my back?" said Rincewind "Urn," said Leonard It was a sufficiently troubling syllable for the others to look at hiht," said the genius "But I'm sure the hull isn't any leakier than I allowed for And we see to Mr Stibbons Uhit's a little difficult to piece it all together, of course, because of the uncertain effects of the Disc's ht if ear our helmets all the time "
"There's plenty of air nearer to the world, isn't there?" said Rincewind "Can't we just fly into it and open a ?" Leonard stared mournfully into thevery fast" he said, slowly "And air at this speedair isthe tiling about airtellstar"?"
"What is that supposed to mean?" Rincewind demanded "Umthat we die an immensely horrible death"
"Oh, that," said Rincewind Leonard tapped a dial on one of the tanks of air "I really don't think ht exploded into the cabin The Kite rose through tendrils of mist The crew stared "No one will ever believe us" said Carrot, eventually He raised his iconograph towards the view and even the ied to a species that was seldo, said ""Gosh!" in a tiny voice as it painted furiously "I don't believe this," said Rincewind "and I' it" A tower, an i over the e as worlds the backs of four elephants It was like flying through a cathedral, thousands of h "It sounds like a joke," Rincewind babbled, "elephants holding up the world, hahahaand then you see it "