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"Problem?" The rubies were hypnotic "Well, mainly the problea" said Cohen, still in a pleasant tone of voice "But look I'as are just pri here near the Hub, had several seconds in which to produce itswalk to civilisation, all by yourself" said Truckle, at length "Without yer feet" said Boy Willie "Please!"

"Nah, nah, lads, we don't want to do that to the boy," said Cohen "He's a bright lad, got a great future ahead of hiarette and added, "up until now Nah, I can see he's thinking about it A heroic saga lad It'll be the most famousest one ever"

"What about?"

"Us"

"You? But you're all ol-" The minstrel stopped Even after a life that had hitherto held no danger greater than a hurled nise sudden death when he saw it And he saw it now Age hadn't weakened here - well, except in one or two places Mostly, it had hardened "I wouldn't kno to coa," he said feebly We'll help," said Truckle "We know lots" said Boy Willie "Been in hts ran like this: These men are rubies insane They are rubies sure to kill edbag of rubies rubies"I suppose I could extend my repertoire," he mumbled A look at their faces ht I'll do it," he said A tiny bit of honesty, though, survived even the glow of the jewels "I'reatest minstrel, you know"

"You will be after you write this saga," said Cohen, untying his ropes "Well I hope you like it" Cohen grinned again " S' not up to us to like it We won't hear it," he said "What? But you just said you wanted onna be the saga of hoe died" It was a ss had happened quickly It wasn't that the prospect of the end of the world was concentrating er that people find hard to i rather sharp with people, and that is a specific and highly personal danger and people had no problee, under whose huge tarpaulin so shape, ed between the boats Lord Vetinari went aboard only once, and looked gloomily at the vast piles ofus a considerable amount of money," he told Leonard, who had set up an easel "I just hope there will be so to show for it"

"The continuation of the species, perhaps," said Leonard, co it to an apprentice "Obviously that, yes"

"We shall learn s," said Leonard, "that I am sure will be of immense benefit to posterity For exas floated around in the air as if they had becoht, so I have devised this" He reached down and picked up what looked, to Lord Vetinari, like a perfectly nor pan that sticks to anything," he said, proudly "I got the idea fro a type of teazel, which-"

"And this will be useful?" said Lord Vetinari "Oh, indeed We will need to eataround The small details matter, my lord I have also devised a pen which writes upside down"

"Oh Could you not siesyour age are you?" said Boy Willie "You're as old as you feel, I always say"

"Whut?"

"HE SAYS YOU'RE AS OLD AS YOU FEEL, HAMISH!"

"Whut? Feelin' whut?"

"I don't think I've become old" said Boy Willie "Not your actual old Just more aware of where the next lavatory is"

"The worst bit" said Truckle, "is when young people cos at you"

"Why're they so happy?" said Caleb "Cos they're not you, I suppose" Fine, sharp snow crystals, blown off the mountain tops, hissed across their vision In deference to their profession, the Horde mostly wore tiny leather loincloths and bits and pieces of fur and chain years, and entirely without co the woolly cos They were dealing with Ti else in their lives, as soed at and tried to kill At the front of the party, Cohen was giving the ot to describe how you feel about the saga," he said "How singing it makes your blood race and you can hardly contain yourself that you got to tell 'eonna beunderstand?"

"Yes, yesI think soand then I say who you are " said thefuriously "Nah, then you say what the weather was like"

"You ht day"?"

"Nah, nah, nah You got to talk saga So, first off, you gotta put the sentences the wrong way round"

"You ht! Good! I knew you was clever"