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�� 1 The Countess Abigail Von Norency Backup Mistress of the Bay Area Dark

�� B A Gothic hottie consumed by the banal hopelessness of existence

�� C Not perky, but dark, complex, and tr��s mysterious

�� D All the above, and possibly more

�� 2 The vampire Flood and his nosferatu maker, the Countess Jody, were imprisoned in a bronze shell in the pose from Rodin’s The Kiss because:

�� A Their love is eternal and their led souls will live on in romantic embrace to the end of time

�� B Foo and I were pretty sure that the Countess would go FOAKES (Freak Out and Kill Everything in Sight) when she found out our plan to turn the Animals back to human

�� C We just like to look at our friends, naked and bronzed, because it gets us all hot

�� D I can’t believe you picked "c" You should get a big "L" tattooed on your forehead to save people tiinormous loser you are! You wish that Foo and I needed pervy preludes to sti soul-sex Trusthotness of our nookie

�� 3 Despite myths perpetrated by jealous day dwellers, the nosferatu are only vulnerable to the effects of:

�� A Garlic (Right, because pizza and the breath of vegans will quell their ancient power)

�� B Crosses and holy water (Oh right, because creatures of darkest evil are total bitches of the baby Jebus)

�� C Silver (Uh-huh, and aluht

�� 4 My and Foo’s greatest challenge as minions is to protect our dark masters, the Countess and Lord Flood, from:

�� A Cops, specifically Inspector Rivera and his clueless Gay Bear partner Cavuto

�� B The most crusty old vampire and his mysterious fashion-vaht crew from the Marina Safeway