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"Bastard," I muttered under uy I’ve always thought he was a fucking douche"

"Oh, well I’m so sorry I couldn’t like someone you approved of"

"You should be," I said "I could probably find you a better guy than you could So cheat on you, anyway"

"Really?" She arched lance "I would just love to hear what kind of guy you think I should end up with"

"Fine" I cleared er seat, thinking it through "He has to like football, or I wouldn’t have anything in co out with you, then I’ll probably be stuck hanging out with him more than I want"

"Okay," she said on the nod as she slowed the car to turn a corner "I could handle a football player"

"Right" I drew in a breath before adding, "Loyal, faithful, quiet"

"Quiet?" She sent inal decision "Yeah We’re both talkers, so you’d definitely need a listener,to stand up for you if need be He’d have to be bigger than me, because I just wouldn’t be able to respect him if he wasn’t Oh, and seon or soed and rinned "Then I want him to be hot Preferably blue eyes and led as to why those two things had e "Fine," I said "Whatever"

She snorted out a quick laugh "You knoe just described a guy who couldn’t possibly exist A sexy, shy, biology-loving athlete Really, Oren Never going to happen"

"Well, then I guess we’ll just have to grow old together, single and hopeless" Glancing out the passenger side , Ilaid again"

But ain? You haven’t--oh my God Were you at Libby’s house when I just called?"

"I was on my way hoasped "Holy shit So you two--" When she glanced at me, her eyebrows crinkled orry "Oh, no Your birthmark freaked her out, didn’t it?"

I zipped her a hard stare "How the hell did you know that?"

She shrugged "I don’t know I justguessed I mean, I’ve never actually seen a real live penis aside froirls talk, and none of theht purple spots on the side"

I sank lower inhu to tell everyone, you know She’s going to say what a freak I aain in my entire--"

"Oh, whatever" Zoey snorted and rolled her eyes at irl out there is as callous as Libby, the slut, Lawson One day, you’re going to oing to love everything about you, even your colorful pecker"

I arched an eyebrow "I was actually hoping I could get asand I had to settle down"

Zoey gasped and grabbed a wadded napkin that had been sitting in the center console before she flung it atsuch a player, Oren Michael Tenning, or I’ll--"

"Watch out," I shouted as we entered an intersection The vehicle to the left wasn’t obeying their stop sign

Zoey slammed on the brake, but it was too late She screa her na in my sheets "Zoey," I choked out, only to jurabbed htht and panted, out of breath asme as if I was rabid Sweat rolled downevery detail of the last conversation I’d had with my twin The first moment I’d met him, I’d ale of the guy Zoey and I had described I think otten the chance to meet him